I don’t have to tell you that the above news clippings are fakes, though I obviously wish that someday the news does come true.
You too can make your own news clippings just like the above. Just head to getclippings.com, fill up the fields and click the ‘generate’ button. You can then download the clippings and send it to your friends and hope that they get fooled.
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March 18th, 2008 at 3:45 am
Well, I’m bummed. I get an access forbidden error when I try to generate a clipping. Hey, DQ guys —- did you break their server?
March 18th, 2008 at 7:14 am
@Cates: I tried again and don’t see any error. Maybe the news you are trying to add is too big a bluff for the server to handle.
March 18th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Thanks — I tried it again and it works fine. Transitory problem, I guess.
March 22nd, 2008 at 6:15 am
The only company that broke someones server was “Market America”. They broke Mercado’s server because they were too big for Mercado, so Google came on board with Market America and is taking on the challenge. Amazon.com has the largest single-checkout shopping cart on the Internet, handling 11 million SKU’s. Market America partnered with Mercado software to build our Universal shopping cart. Mercado built Sears, and Target’s shopping cart. We broke Mercado’s engine. We were too big for them. This has created a huge buzz in the Internet Marketing world. Enter Google. Google was intrigued by this. Google is now working with MA to build a 35 million SKU Universal shopping cart initially and then bring it up to 100 million SKU’s. We will become the largest shopping site on the Internet and will unfold this April. We struck an incredible deal with Travelocity to form MA Travel. We will be open in Great Britain by the end of next year. Want to know more…contact Chuck at: ceadams47@yahoo.com
April 12th, 2008 at 11:18 am
once generated , how do I delete the object?